to every man i know.

we know some boys.
a lot of them.
sometimes they flirt.
especially on birthdays.
i'm just going to be completely honest here.

guys,
no matter how many attractive things you say to my older sister about her eyes and voice and her hair and her little hands that i know you so desperately want to hold,
YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE.

i love you.
the end.

in the words of mark driscoll,
"ride home on your bike little boy[s]."