Thursday, August 12, 2010

Fat boys and girls for Mandy.Honey.

Okay.
So.
I have this gorgeous little sister named Tandy&Mandy. She is also called a slew of other things such as Titania and Marcus and girl.
I like her.
She has a slight obsession.
With fat little kids.
Oddest thing, I know.
Because she's pretty dang hot. (And I don't even say 'dang.')

I will fill you in on something.
Mandy will get married one day.
(No, it's not to any boy reading this. So don't get your hopes up. I can punch pretty hard if I want to.)
And she will have little children.
And she will probably make them fat. Unless she marries a vegetarian.
But the thing is,

They might have trouble getting thin.

So.
Just a warning Honey,
Try not to make them too chubby.

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